Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Occupational Hazard

Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep.
Yawn.
No, no! I have to look intelligent and hardworking.

Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep.
Lesse... The time is... Ah!
In just a matter of seconds... 3... 2... 1...

"The usual please, Kisa-san."

Okay, that's my call! I have to turn around in a gentle manner and...
"Welcome! Rai... eh?"

Who. Is. That. Girl.

"Ah, sorry. This is the first time you're meeting her aren't you? Misa?" He nudged her gently.
"Please to meet you! I'm Misamisa-desu!" She extended her free hand (the other one was around his arm, dammit!) to me.

Not wanting to seem affected, I accepted it. "Pleasure is mine." To chop you into pieces.
What's with the blonde hair! And her skirt's too short! Whatever is she trying to flaunt?!
Hmm... but Misamisa? Where have I heard that name before...?

Raito-san (ah, he looks as handsome as usual) gave me his charming(tm) smile, "The apples...?"

Ah, yes. Way to go me. Jealousy makes me dumb.
"Right away!" I hurried and started picking apples from the cart.
Usually, I take my time choosing so we can have a nice friendly chat.
But with her in the premises... I don't think I can stand it. Blech.

"Apples? Are they for Ryuuk?" She looked up to Raito-san. Ryuuk?
"Ah, yeah. Whenever I run out of apples, I come here." There was a flicker of irritation on his face but it went by so fast, I might have imagined it.
"Teehee! Misamisa think so too!" She glanced at Raito-san again. Or, might I say, it looked like she was looking past Raito-san. Weirdo.

I put all fifteen apples in a grocery bag and passed it to him. Aah~ Skin contact! <3 His hands are so gentle, I wonder what he usually does during his spare time. Probably something gentle - like poetry-writing. That's my sort of thing. <3

"Thank you!" I bowed. And smiled. Yes, smiling is very important. Grandma always said my dimple was cute.
"Same here." He gave a small nod and walked away with that blonde mop still hanging onto him.

I sighed, watching them go. Today sucked. Big time.
It was the shortest period I had ever spent with Raito-san.
Well, it's okay. I'll probably have a nice time telling this to him.
While he goes on about the percentages of how more worse I could have made it be.
Well, the way he consoles me is cute so I don't mind.

I put a pack of fresh strawberries in a grocery bag and glanced at the clock.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
"Yo."
"Hey there, Ryuuzaki!" I beamed.

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