Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
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November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
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April 2007
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Thursday, February 01, 2007

MATSUDA

LIEK OMFG MATSUDA IS SO CUTE HE LOOKS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY OMIGOSH
SPAZZSPAZZSPAZZSPAAAAAAAAAZZ

.... Okay. This was actually supposed to be a totally sensible post until I briefly skimmed through ep15 of DN. Matsuda, you keel me. He looked so upset and heart-broken and sounded so girly that I want to give him a big hug. *HUG*

L, you heartless bastard. How could L be so mean to him!!! Can't you see him clutching his abused heart??? No really, his hand isn't the one that's hurting. *nods nods*

Okay anyways. I am on teh crack. Proof is, I had a whiteboard battle with Janice. (XD)

What, you may ask, is a whiteboard battle? Obviously, it involves a whiteboard. (XD) It can be played by 2 people. Each individual is given a marker and 10 health bars, along with 10 seconds to draw an attack. Judge/s shall then compare between the two and decide which is the winner base on originality, creativity and crack. The winner shall deal damage to the loser, by taking away one life bar. The player with all the life bar gone loses.

Some of my Crack Original Attacks:
- Panty Flash
- Hairy Camouflage Tank
- Soccer Strike

My first battle was against Janice and it was a draw coz Weiling (judge) had to go for CO. We were looking around for another judge and well, a guy classmate of ours came along with two of his friends so... *grins*

This time, we fought against Chiam Chiam Bear! Objective was who could damage it more! Plus points if you deal the last blow! (XD) Said bear is what our EMaths teacher likes to draw in the middle of lessons! I'd never forget how I first saw it... We were doing a test when he came in the class and drew it in a corner. Needless to say, we all stopped writing and laughed. (XD)

I won this fight coz my attacks were pervier and the guys LOVE it.

And then I went back home. Hadn't expect to stay so late. To think I had planned to go home early to do AMaths. (>.>;)

I even bought a marker for tomorrow's battle. *wide grin*

And when I went back home, I was so engrossed in chewing my cookies that I almost banged into someone. Luckily (or not), I managed to step aside and muttered a sorry.

BLEDDY HELL LAH. It was TSTWM. I should have just banged into him. HARD. *regrets*

Woah this post is rather long. I shall end it with my sadistic version of a fairytale!

*coughs* I spent today drawing morbid (is that the word?) endings for different fairytales in my sketchbook. Let's have Cinderella! (=D)

Cinderella tried so hard to remove her slipper but it just won't budge! She pulled, and pulled, and pulled so hard that her whole feet came off! The blood spilled and splattered as she limped away.

"Get me the girl who is missing her feet!" ordered the prince.

They found her but it was too late.

She was dead from blood loss. Her eyes stared blankly into space.

NICE RIGHT.

*smile*



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