You are very self-sufficient and methodical. You presume to know where you are going but need to find a person who will recognise the way you are, not be too demanding and who is, as they say in Italy, 'Simpatico'. (SIMPATICO~ AMIGO~)

It is hard for you to accept that your needs and desires are misunderstood by almost everyone within your sphere of influence and there is no one to rely on. (I am so ronery. D:) Your pent-up emotions and inherent egocentricity make you quick to take offence, but as matters stand you realise that you'll have to make the best of things as they are. (I ARE SO OFFENDED DESUDESU.)

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a duck's back. (Duck. HAHAHA.) You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. (S&M LOL.) You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

You are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass. (You have me suicidal~ SUICIDAAAAL~) All of your hopes and dreams seem to have gone astray and you are fearful of planning further for the future. Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of your hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety and you try to escape from this by withdrawing into yourself. But that is not the answer. You have the power to succeed, believe in yourself... all is possible to him who believes. (BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.)

...Srsly, what?

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