Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
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January 2010
November 2010

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Mood:Dorky Dorky

At this particular time, you are feeling that you are or were unjustly and undeservedly treated and/or betrayed in your hopes and dreams. (What.) You feel that everything is against you. But look on the bright side for you are, whether you believe it or not, a survivor. (Haha. But seriously. What.)

You are very self-sufficient and methodical. You presume to know where you are going but need to find a person who will recognise the way you are, not be too demanding and who is, as they say in Italy, 'Simpatico'. (SIMPATICO~ AMIGO~)

It is hard for you to accept that your needs and desires are misunderstood by almost everyone within your sphere of influence and there is no one to rely on. (I am so ronery. D:) Your pent-up emotions and inherent egocentricity make you quick to take offence, but as matters stand you realise that you'll have to make the best of things as they are. (I ARE SO OFFENDED DESUDESU.)

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a duck's back. (Duck. HAHAHA.) You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. (S&M LOL.) You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

You are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass. (You have me suicidal~ SUICIDAAAAL~) All of your hopes and dreams seem to have gone astray and you are fearful of planning further for the future. Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of your hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety and you try to escape from this by withdrawing into yourself. But that is not the answer. You have the power to succeed, believe in yourself... all is possible to him who believes. (BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.)


...Srsly, what?

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12:25 AM

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Mood: Full Full
Listening to: I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Do not mind the weird song choice.
Parents went to KL on Friday so it's been PAR~TAY for me!
... Like real. I was half-dead from starvation just an hour ago. Brother didn't wanna cook nor did he wanna go out for food. Rummaging through the kitchen made me discover a packet of Maggi and half a packet of frozen hotdogs. *burps* I feel so satisfied now.

It's currently- *peers at clock* ... 11:32PM now. I don't really have anything constructive to update with. Just that I thought I shouldn't leave the first post as such an angsty one for a long time, haha.

OH. I SLEPT AT 5AM LAST NIGHT HAHA. Was online with mai hani and we cracked for hours straight.

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HARD GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OH FECK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

MIHASHI WOULD BE SHY GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TAJIMA WOULD BE GENKI GAY


Like I said, we cracked a lot. XD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OOFURI BOYS AS COWBOYS

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

IT'D BE LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HAHAHAHHA

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

OH GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

ASDJHASKDJHASKJDHSAD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TITLED BROKEBACK MOUND


And then our conversation degenerated into a NSFW roleplay of Tajima, Hanai, Abe and Mihashi. I have to say that hani channeled the spirit of Abe PERFECTLY. Oh god, I'm impressed bb.

After Os! Then the REAL partay begins~! :DDD

Edit: AUGH BROTHER. GROW A FRIGGIN' BACKBONE. THERE'S PIZZA IN THE OVEN AND IT'S COOKING AND IT'S DONE. YOU DON'T LINGER AROUND AND WAIT FOR IT TO BURN BEFORE GOING TO TELL ME "Hey, it's burn.". OH GOD. WHAT AN UTTER WASTE OF FOOD. MAY GOD PUNISH YOU B-TARD. [/facepalm]

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11:21 PM

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Mood: Cheerful Cheerful
Listening to: Top Of The Morning - Sunset Swish


Hey guys! Look look!

Oxidation -> gain of oxygen / loss of hydrogen
-> loss of electrons

Reduction -> loss of oxygen / gain of hydrogen
-> gain of electrons


Haz's (whacky) remembering method~!

When a relationship is over, you gain a feeling of 'over-ness' and experience a loss of happiness! You'll also experience a loss of energy to do anything!

When you're reunited with a loved one though, you lose that feeling of 'over-ness' and have a gain of happiness! You'll also gain energy to do anything the world throws at you!


... I love studying now! :D

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10:28 AM

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Mood: Naughty
Listening to: Nageki no Mori - Ayane

PICS FROM GRADUATION DAY BWAHAHA.
ENJOY. (:


La famiglia. One of our more "normal" photos. XD


Our spot. WE CLAIM THIS TERRITORY YO! >D
I'm not in here because I was the shutter-crazy photog. XD


Warning
: Prepare for unglam-ness? And crack? Also, foodplay. *bricked*




OH HO. WE ARE THAT LAME.



...Insanity at it's best. ;D


Unfortunately, insanity was not welcomed. D:


Everyone tried to kill me. DDD:


But after much BOLLYWOOD-STYLE persuasion from MAI HANI...


... ties were restored~! *PEACE* ^^v


HEART~! Who's that in the bushes....?


HUZZAH!!! 8DDD

After much crack at school, we trooped into Lot 1's Pizza Hut~! :D
WE SUPPORT THE REBELLION.


OMNOMNOM. BIG NOM. 8D


Me: EAT YOUR VEGGIES.
Sarah: IYAA~ DAME~!!

Well, our family mealtimes wouldn't be completed with crazy mealtime activity so we had a game of TRUTH OR DARE~! But then everyone started being a pussy choosing truth so I had to make a rule - the next turn after three consecutive truths MUST be a dare! This rule, however, came back to bite me in the butt. D:

I got dared to do something rather... unspeakable. However, it was really very embarrassing and it sort of unleashed my dark side. Everyone involved in making me do that dare had to carry out a specific dare given by yours truly. ;D

Hazel: Drink a glass of coke with pepper, paprika, cheese and pineapple bits in one gulp.


Yeah, you can tell it was foul from her expression. XD

Shang: Eat the remains of Hazel's drink.


Mmmm~ ;D

As sarah was the mastermind, she was given the most FOUL dare~ Nyehehe.... |D

Sarah: Swallow a spoonful of a layer of pepper, paprika, cheese, and another layer of pepper topped with two olives.



She started choking and coughing real bad. I would have felt pity, but I was being evil then. :P I'll spare her the embarrassment by not uploading a picture of her face twisted in agony. Aren't I nice? *smile*

There were more pictures but I'll spare you guys the loading time, haha. With this last picture, I bid you adieu~!


End~! :D


Edit: This may very well be the last post until O Levels are over. SAVOR IT. D:

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7:25 PM

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mood: Bouncy Bouncy Literally, bouncing in my seat. XD
Listening to: Mihashi's March - USHA




Mihashi's March - USHA
English translation

I overslept this morning,
But anyways, I need to hurry up and GO!

There's no breakfast, there's no lunchbox;
Mama went to work today.

I can't afford to be late.
There is no mistake; this is HELL.

Well, I wanna use my mobile
To reach Momo-Kan.
But then I dropped it into a water puddle.

IT'S OVER.
I have this important game today
IT'S OVER.
What should I use as an excuse?
IT'S OVER.
The wheel of the bicycle fell off.
IT'S OVER.
Ouch, I hurt myself!

Anyways, I quickly ran to school.
There was no one at the field.

I tried to use a public phone to reach someone
But I couldn't remember a single phone number.

In the staff room, I hoped for anyone to know
Siga-sensei's phone number.

"The game has changed place to the matching school.
They didn't contact you?"

IT'S OVER.
My mobile is broken.
IT'S OVER.
I'm so shocked that I'm frozen.
IT'S OVER
I couldn't hear what the teacher said anymore.
IT'S OVER.
Well, I have no choice but to go.

Finally, I reached the matching school.
As expected, there was no one at the field.

I searched all over the place for my teammates
But there was no sign of them.

I'm so prepare to be screwed;
I went to Abe-kun's home.

At Abe-kun's home,
I explained what happened.

"The match has changed to NEXT WEEK."

IT'S OVER.
Why ON EARTH did I went though all this?
IT'S OVER.
I feel like digging a hole and burying myself RIGHT NOW.
IT'S OVER.
"Is that a WOUND? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?"
IT'S OVER.
Abe-kun is so extremely super, uber, duper, MAD.

I've learnt my lesson...

I'll eat breakfast properly.....


IT'S OVER!!!!!

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Totally. Awesome. Song.
Oh Mihashi. ILU.

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This whole week has been a week of epic sayings. In order of occurance:

When: Interchange period in school
Who: Two boys
Where: Third floor staircase
What: "No matter what, I still think that... Mine. Is better. Than his." - Random boy to his friend in a SRS BSNS!tone.

My thoughts: Your WHAT? YOUR WHAAAT? Omigoddirtythoughtsbegone. D:


When: Interchange period in school
Who: A group of boys
Where: Outside the Science labs
What: "And then... the SILICON DROPPED!"
*horrified gasps* "SURE OR NOT!" "HOW CAN!"
"IT'S TRUE."
- Random boy to his group of friends.

My thoughts: Si-silicon... Are they talking a-about... b-b-breastimplantsomigodwhat!!!! DDDX


When: Mothertongue period
Who: SARAH
Where: ML1
What: "DAMN. 2 marks gone all because of a 'kan'.
"A cunt- WHAT?"
- Sarah to me.

My thoughts: OmigodwhysovulgarSaraaaaah. DDD:

When: After school
Who: Shangbel (OF ALL PEOPLE?)
Where: Outside the school gate
What: "Woah. The hole is so small but the bird-"
"SHANG, NO! DON'T CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE!!!"
-
Shangbel to me, upon seeing seeing a crow slipped into the school through a hole in the fence.

My thoughts: .... *mindbreak*


EPIC WEEK HAS BEEN EPIC.

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8:36 AM

Monday, September 08, 2008

Mood: Rushed Rushed. Overwhelmed. Busy. Auuugh.
(Still) Listening to: Dramatic - Base Ball Bear

Haha, I'm so stressed. (:

List of things to be done:
- HMT (Compo/PaperII/Compre)
- Biology (Set worksheet)
- Mathematics (North Vista PaperII)
- Madrasah SIX-PAGE Essay --> TO BE HANDED IT IN 2 DAYS TIME GASFASDFAS

Someone, just kill me already. D:
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MASSIVE PICSPAM BWAHAHAHA


Found this (really blurry, haha) picture of me and guenyik at last year's EOY.
... Initially, I was filled with this warm fuzzy feeling when looking at this photo.
Now, I just feel like headesk-ing myself thinking about the progress of this year's EOY.
*stress*


TEEHEEHEE.
Obligatory pic spam of my new Reborn merchandise.
...*fangirls*


I couldn't believe the price. It's cheaper than the other doujins I got. o_o
*dies thinking of the 8059BOX*
Doujins are like pringles; once you pop, you just can't stop! XD


DERA-CHAN. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. JUST LOOKING LIKE THAT. D:


Me being retarded at the zoo, haha.
Picture taken last year. Last year retarded, this year STILL retarded. XD


Oda joins me in my "retardation", lol. :P

END OF PICSPAM

Edit: This post holds the record for the longest tag list ever. XD

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10:12 PM

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Mood: Dorky Dorky
Listening to: Dramatic - Base Ball Bear

Ooooooooofuuuuuuriiiiiiii~~~!!!! *insert massive amounts of hearts here*

Ookiku furikabutte (The Big Windup)

Ookiku Furikabutte OP


Th
e series, set in Saitama, follows the story of Ren Mihashi. Mihashi was the previous ace pitcher in his middle school's baseball team, but it seems that he only got the position because of favouritism as his grandfather was the owner of the school. His teammates (especially the team's catcher) hated him, and they always lost their games. Mihashi is thoroughly convinced that he is a lousy baseball pitcher and he graduates to high school with extremely low self-esteem. He then transfers to Nishiura high school with plans of quitting baseball, because he does not believe he is good enough to succeed at baseball. However, he is dragged into Nishiura's baseball team by their coach. Assisted by his new teammates (and especially the catcher, Takaya Abe), he grows in stature, confidence and skill, helping his team excel with his own abilities.
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I've spammed 4 episode in one night. Now, I'm usually not a fan of sport animes but this gem right here totally stole my heart. The art is something different from what I usually watch but it gets endearing after a while. What touched me the most was the interaction between the characters. I could really feel for Mihashi; how hurtful it is to be hated for loving something so much. So no prizes for those who guessed he's my fave character.

And Tajima too, coz he's just so hyper and cute, haha.
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Oh, and haha! Like I was telling Mirul and Shangbel, I had the heart attack of the century today! Totally trufax; not exaggerating.

We were breaking fast and I happened to glance at this giant bookshelf my mom found and dragged back home. It was then that I started to have fits. Actually, I was just making weird strangled noises.

ALL MY DOUJINS WERE ON DISPLAY THERE. YES, ALL. PRIMO AMORE WAS NO EXCEPTION.

And my mom went all, "Isn't this a nice bookshelf! You can put your comics here!" :DDDDD

I went all ---> !!! (O____O;;)||| ---> ((((\(@_____@;;;)/)))

I had to make up some excuse that the books were really expensive (hey, not really a lie; the 8059BOX cost a BOMB D: ) and I rushed them into my room to be hidden someplace safer and more private. Now my whole family thinks I'm some crazy cheapo. With the exception of Lenin who knows the truth; damn guy was sniggering throughout the entire ordeal. D:

Being a fangirl is hard work yo. D:
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Oh oh, does anybody need colored contact lenses? Drop me a tag or msg me on msn! I have a lobang for affordable, nice lenses! :D

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9:29 PM

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Mood: Silly Silly
Listening to: Kaizers 115. Drøm - Kaizers Orchestra

What's inside my pencil case:

- 35 cents
- 4 (non-working) black PILOT pens
- 4 bobby pins
- 1 needle
- a piece of string
- 1 black hair clip
- 1 broken blue pen
- 2 erasers
- 1 frog handphone accessory
- 1 rubber band
- 1 green pen
- 2 2B wooden pencils
- 1 dark blue pen
- 1 correction tape
- a pair of scissors
- 2 highlighters
- 1 FOX sweet wrapper

Approx time wasted compiling this list: 4 mins

... I should really restock my pencil case. That, and stop doing meaningless things such as this just to delay finishing my homework.

.::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::.

Obligatory picspam of my baby 8059BOX:


I spent a whole 5 minutes fangirling BEFORE I opened the package. XD


4D NO! XD It was wrapped carefully in bubble-wrap.
It was like unwrapping a birthday present. So full of anticipation, kufufufu.


LOOK AT THE THICKNESS. Thickest doujin I've ever owned! O__O
I know I only got 3 doujins, stfu pl0x.


AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE.
Yes, that's my hand. I dare you to find a skinnier hand than that. XD


I feel happy that I can start to recognise artists by their art! ^^
Matreshka makes me happy. Nalis too. Tee hee.

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11:15 PM

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Mood: Jubilant FUCKIN LOL Jubilant


Helen {helenbufaky@hotmail.com} has added you as a contact on msn.

- Accept and add this contact to your messenger list.

[Okay.]


[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
hello (:
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
who are you?
Helen says:
hey, A/S/L?
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
i asked first (:
Helen says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
.... a pervert huh? *sighs*
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
sorry, not interested.
Helen says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
i'm sorry, i'm not interested. you can try someone else. wish you good luck! (:


[You cannot send or receive a message from Helen because you've blocked this contact.]


ROFL ROFL. HAY THAR. CYBER SECKS IS SO LAST CENTURY.
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS MYSTICAL HEAVEN CALLED "GEYLANG" LOL. 8D


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1:46 PM

Friday, July 11, 2008

Mood: Guilty Guilty

Haha, mom caught me online at 4 in the morning. XD

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