Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

L33t speak





Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

Credit

IWTV moodtheme by aom_leiconz@livejournal


Monday, June 08, 2009

m.Mood: High High
Listening to: Insomnia - Craig David

Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
I HAVE TO SLEEP SOON
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
GOT A BIT OF HEADACHE LOOOOOOOOOL
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
WHICH SIDE
SRSLY TELL ME I GOT ONE METHOD TO CURE IT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OKAY
RIGHT SIDE
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
OKAY
YOUR LEFT HAND RIGHT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
YAR
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
YOU KNOW THAT SPACE IN BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINGER?
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
YES....
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
MASSAGE THERE
SRSLY
THERE ARE NERVES CONNECTED AND SHIT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OKAY, HOW LIKE
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
BE CAREFUL THOUGH IT WOULD HURT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
CIRCULAR?
RUB RUB?
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
PULL IT UP AND DOWN
AND RUB
........... FUCK
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
JUST S-SHUT UP
I HOPE YOU LAUGH THAT HEADACHE WORSE D:

Why issit that whenever Hazel and I talk, we end up getting incredibly high?

Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
AUGHH
OTL
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
ARE YOU IN LABOUR


[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
TRYING TO BE CUTE
BUT FAILING
GAILING SO BAD

...... *FAILING



[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
COZ HE HAS A FRICKIN LARGE VOCAB,
AND THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE A EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
5 YEARS LATER, I'LL BE ... STARTING ON MY MASTERS I THINK OTL
I DON'T WANNA DO MASTERSSSSSSSSSS TAT
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU MASTER HAZEL
BE THANKFUL YOUR NAME ISN'T BATE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
SJDHJHASDJHOQWIEIQWUE
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA



Yeah. Incredibly high.

Edit: DAMN. I said the F-word today. D: ... Oh well, better luck tomorrow. (;

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