Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Mood: Irritated Irritated
Location: Blk 81, Level 2 (school)

Well. I never thought I'd come here again but here I am. Then again, this has always been a repeated procedure for me. Leaving my blog and coming back I mean. I was thinking of opening a new blog but then, the birth date of that blog would have no significance. So for a petty reason such as that, I'm gonna continue writing here till my 20th birthday and THEN I'll open up a new blog.

Ayup. I'm back folks.

On to the matter at hand. What made me want to come back to write. You see: my life has no shortage of drama. Seriously. All teenagers got their crap and shit to deal with but mine just seems so darn overwhelming. I just feel like I need to jot this down somewhere so I can remember it and reflect on the matter at hand.

So today. Hmm. My ex-boyfriend fainted during lecture. Or something. I don't know/care. Apparently he was lightheaded and vomiting and the lecturer had to call an ambulance to school to wheel him away. It was pretty 'dramaful' and people in the lecture were glancing at me. Like, wth? What do you expect me to do? Stand by his side until his eyes flutter open and look around only to settle on my worried, caring face? This ain't no Korean drama yo.

But seriously. He's dumb. REALLY dumb. Your dad has glaucoma and needs an expensive surgery. Your brother's business wasn't doing well and had to close down. You need a leg surgery amounting to THOUSANDS. And what do you do? You dramatized your symptoms (of what, our lecturers had NO IDEA. And they're professional nurses btw.) until you had to be carried away to A&E in an ambulance. Which would at least cost you $100+. Are you sure you're thinking well, you 23-year-old man?

Whatever. I don't have time to waste on him. Common tests are next week. I'm gonna focus on studies and do well.

Sighs. Drama.

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4:06 PM

Monday, June 08, 2009

m.Mood: High High
Listening to: Insomnia - Craig David

Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
I HAVE TO SLEEP SOON
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
GOT A BIT OF HEADACHE LOOOOOOOOOL
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
WHICH SIDE
SRSLY TELL ME I GOT ONE METHOD TO CURE IT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OKAY
RIGHT SIDE
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
OKAY
YOUR LEFT HAND RIGHT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
YAR
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
YOU KNOW THAT SPACE IN BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINGER?
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
YES....
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
MASSAGE THERE
SRSLY
THERE ARE NERVES CONNECTED AND SHIT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OKAY, HOW LIKE
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
BE CAREFUL THOUGH IT WOULD HURT
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
CIRCULAR?
RUB RUB?
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
PULL IT UP AND DOWN
AND RUB
........... FUCK
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
JUST S-SHUT UP
I HOPE YOU LAUGH THAT HEADACHE WORSE D:

Why issit that whenever Hazel and I talk, we end up getting incredibly high?

Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
AUGHH
OTL
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
ARE YOU IN LABOUR


[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
TRYING TO BE CUTE
BUT FAILING
GAILING SO BAD

...... *FAILING



[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
COZ HE HAS A FRICKIN LARGE VOCAB,
AND THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE A EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
5 YEARS LATER, I'LL BE ... STARTING ON MY MASTERS I THINK OTL
I DON'T WANNA DO MASTERSSSSSSSSSS TAT
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta says:
DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU MASTER HAZEL
BE THANKFUL YOUR NAME ISN'T BATE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bathos | Bicycle Blitzkrieg | says:
SJDHJHASDJHOQWIEIQWUE
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA



Yeah. Incredibly high.

Edit: DAMN. I said the F-word today. D: ... Oh well, better luck tomorrow. (;

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11:27 PM

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Mood: Sleepy Sleepy
Listening to: My brother playing Fallout 3

Um lesse... Something worthy to update with... Oh~!

Remember I said that I went for my health check? It's a necessity for Health Science (Nursing) students. And boy...

IT HURT LIKE A BEETCH. D:

So it goes like this : the doctor poked the needle into my right arm twice. He didn't manage to draw any blood so he turned to my left arm, but to no avail. He then changed to a finer needle for the syringe, but my left arm still refused to cooperate. Thus, he turned back to the right arm but it still wouldn't give blood. He then changed to the most finest needle and into my right arm it went~! And the blood flowed, but it was oh-so-little. And mind you, he didn't just stick the needle in me. He shifted the bloody thing (not literally, not yet haha) around while it was still partially in me. He should have thanked the heavens that he was a nice, young man or I would have torn his hide to pieces.

Mm.. I spent my last 2 days rolling about with a bit of a fever while finishing up the Tale of the Body Thief. That, and watching Interview with the Vampire on Youtube. While Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise stayed true to the image that I had ingrained in my childhood mind, Antonio Banderas made me want to kill kittens. I mean, I love the guy but him as Armand? Oh god.

Also, Lestat is one hell of a sexy blood-sucker.

Look at that face and tell me you don't agree. Why yes Lestat, you are damn pretty.

...W-what. It's not wrong to think of a vampire as sexy right? Plus, he's like being acted out by Tom Cruise so it can't be helped. And why is my post today revolving around blood haha.

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9:46 PM

Friday, December 05, 2008

Mood: Morose Morose
Listening to: I Think I'm Paranoid - Garbage

I'm kinda... pissy today, haha. I know it's not really good to be posting all "RAWR RAAANT." after not updating for quite some time but I've had a really horrible day and I can't help it.

(To put it simply) Horrible occurrences of the day:

#1: Stomache. Real horrid one too. I was late leaving the house for work because of it.
#2: Since I was late, I took the train. Oh god, cramped like sardines. Plus, I have the suspicion that some of the commuters did not bathe. Ew.
#3: Felt sick throughout my shift. 'Nuff said.
#4: My till was not balanced and I had to pay the shortage out of my own pocket. I am not entirely sure if it's my fault since we pretty much just use each others' tills but since my account was logged on, it was my responsibility.
#5: I got lost on the way to Bukit Merah's library. Imagine me, all sick and lethargic, shuffling about the whole of Bukit Merah Town Center. Ayup.
#6: I found out I have a $3 fine for overdue books.
#7: I took the wrong bus home and ended in the middle of nowhere.
#8: I went trekking. You know those steep hills all over SGH? Yeah, I conquered them all to go to the 190 bus stop.

My off day is tomorrow so I'll update about prom and other positive stuff then. A good night's sleep should fix me up. Hopefully.



... I feel so... upset.

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9:28 PM

Monday, November 10, 2008

Mood: Rejected FAIL. OTL||
Listening to: Mihashi's March

Background info: Mihashi's March is a song about a boy who overslept on the day of an important match resulting him in having to rush to the match. He met many mishaps along the way only to find out that the match was postponed to the following week.

You guys should know this because I actually put up the song with english lyrics the other time. ... But I bet you forgot.

Warning: Shitshitshitshit. FUCK. Swearing involved.

Clearly, I am various shades of fail today.

I woke up late in the morning, resulting in me having to rush. I had my best uniform on already when I was applying cream onto my face but a huge dollop dropped onto my blouse, next to my breastpocket. Frantic, I tried removing it with wet tissues and soap but it wouldn't get off. I then tried detergent and scrubbed on it. By the way, I was still wearing it. Common sense grabbed a hold of me then and I removed my blouse and scrubbed as if I were to die but to no avail. That. Little. Bitch. Won't. Get. Off!

I was scrubbing it with bleach in the sink and it was fairly unnoticeable now. Satisfied, I raised the piece of cloth to my eyes... and a mixed solution of water and bleach came crashing down on my skirt. Facepalming, I changed into a new blouse (my only blouse now) and tried drying my skirt in front of the fan. Though it became slightly drier, it still looked like I pissed myself. That, and I smelled of bleach.

I set my nds to music mode so as to listen to Heats (this super GAR song that can fire you up better than viagra) but as Heats was a short song, I had to rewind it often. Common sense gave up on me by now so I didn't set the song to repeat and was forced to listen to the starting of Mihashi's March at least four times before I changed it back to Heats. This was clearly a signal for the impending fail to come. As I rushed to school, drops of water fell on me; it was drizzling slightly. However, when I took out my umbrella, the rain stopped. Typical.

Fifteen minutes to the paper.

As I didn't really had time for breakfast, I decided to make a quick stop at the local supermarket on the way. I grabbed some mints (I can live on them. Srsly.) and head to the cash register. There was this chinese woman who was just mere miliseconds earlier than me and she ended up in front of me. It's okay though.

Or so I thought.

In front of the chinese woman was a makcik (malay woman). And she apparently forgot to weigh her tomatoes. So as she rushed to weigh them, the chinese woman was served first. And when the makcik was served, it was discovered that the packet of prawns scanned wasn't hers but it belonged to the earlier chinese woman. So they had to rescan the offending piece of seafood and all this took. Too. Much. Time.

Five minutes to paper.

So when I finally reached school, I was a sweating wreck. My carefully made hair looked like it was gone to shits, really. But that's not the worse.

...THERE WAS NO PAPER.

I GOT THE WRONG FUCKING DAY OMAIGOD I FEEL SO STUUUUUUPID FUCKFUCKFUCK.

... I found this out when I was looking at the seating arrangement. To my dismay, my number wasn't displayed. Neither was any of the Combined Science students', in fact. There was a sinking feeling in my stomach as I turned to Haziq who happened to be nearby.

Me: Haziq, today's the 11th right?
Haziq: ... It's the 10th.
Me: .... *internal struggle* ... bitch.

I hope he didn't think that I was cursing him.

So I trudged back home, depressed. I feel drained. My left boob is kinda red (from the scrubbing I did on my uniform, I suppose). One of my best bras is drenched in sweat. My only uniform smells of bleach and sweat. And it's raining now, as though the sky is crying at the sheer stupidity of it all.


TL;DR: MOST FUCKING LOUSY DAY IN A LONG TIME. AUGH.

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8:37 AM

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Mood: Jubilant FUCKIN LOL Jubilant


Helen {helenbufaky@hotmail.com} has added you as a contact on msn.

- Accept and add this contact to your messenger list.

[Okay.]


[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
hello (:
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
who are you?
Helen says:
hey, A/S/L?
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
i asked first (:
Helen says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
.... a pervert huh? *sighs*
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
sorry, not interested.
Helen says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta (Ice Queen) says:
i'm sorry, i'm not interested. you can try someone else. wish you good luck! (:


[You cannot send or receive a message from Helen because you've blocked this contact.]


ROFL ROFL. HAY THAR. CYBER SECKS IS SO LAST CENTURY.
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS MYSTICAL HEAVEN CALLED "GEYLANG" LOL. 8D


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1:46 PM

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Mood: Frustrated Frustrated

Competition Entry (Attempt #1)


That day was not just any other day.

"Let's end this."

So it was okay to lie on that day right?

You looked at me, one eyebrow arched. You pulled your hair behind your ears as though it could help you hear better; I almost laughed at how cute the gesture was.

"Wha- What do you mean?" Your eyebrows were almost meeting as you frowned deeply at me. Ah, that look. Irritated, impatient, annoyed. That look passes by your face more so whenever you were with me.

I continued, though my eyes stray away to the left of your troubled face. "You never seem to be having fun when you're with me. You're always angry.

And I never heard you say 'I like you.'"

Your eyes widen. Shocked, perhaps, that I was even telling you all this. Yet, you remained silent for what I said was the truth; you were always this cold, distant person whenever it came to me. Even when I confessed to you, you just blushed and stormed off. The only indication that you accepted my proposal was that you stopped calling me all sorts of degrading nicknames (you stuck to 'idiot' instead). Part of your playing-hard-to-get, I know. I never said a thing and neither did you, so we kept up this charade; you, the ice queen of a girlfriend and me, the persevering boyfriend trying to melt your exterior amour.

I cleared my throat, breaking the awkward silence. "Although I do hear you say things like 'go die' and 'idiot'," I turned my back against you and forced a chuckle. It sounded unreal to my own ears.

I closed my eyes, "I'm sorry."

I have said my share. Time for me to end this.

"It's a lie! April Fool's!" I turned and grinned at the empty space that you had stood.

Stunned, I scanned the vicinity. Your back was growing smaller as you ran from me.

"H-hey!" My feet moved. Fast and faster. Soon, I was behind you. My hand reached out and grabbed onto yours.

You turned, surprised that I caught up. I stared, surprised that you were crying.

"You.. You're crying?" I began uncertainly, hands reaching out to touch your face. You did not turn away, did not snarl at me to keep out of your 'personal space'. You reacted like you never had. You let me touch you. The dampness I felt on my fingertips insisted this.

"I-I was just joking," I said weakly as you cried. You were so strong, never dependant on anyone. How was I to know you would break from something as innocent as a joke?
___________________________________

The whole walk back home, you kept crying. You held my hand and would not let go.

You would always beat me whenever I tried to lock fingers with you. Said it was 'embarrassing' and 'too lovey-dovey' but your words were betrayed by that tell-tale blush on your cheeks. I would always laugh it off and try again later, when you felt that you had your fair share of putting up a fight. I never could understand you girls and your thinking that if you were too easy, you were undesirable.

Your hands were warm in mine. It was the longest you had ever let me hold your hand.

You were still crying non-stop but I was happy.
_____________________________________

When we reached your house, you were still crying. I was at a loss of what to do.

"S-say.." I opened and closed my mouth repeatedly, unsure of what I could possibly say to make it right. "We're here alre-"

"I like you."

I stared at her.

"I like you," she repeated, her voice but a barely audible whisper. Her eyes were scrunched up tightly, as though in excruciating pain.

It was still April Fool's day. Were you lying?

You brought your hands to your face and ran away from my frozen self. I stared at you as you dashed across the streets with your eyes closed. The blaring of the horn followed soon after.

My hand was still warm from yours. The blood on the granite was even warmer.
______________________________________

The phone rang insistently that night at your house.

“Is she- Will she be alright?” I whispered urgently into the receiver for the fourth time that night.

“Yes. Yes, yes,” your mother sobbed her mantra.

Was she lying?
_______________________________________

My footsteps on the polished floor echoed throughout the room. I-

.....








WTF 600++ WORDS OF PURE OTHER CRAPPY CRACK. THE THEME IS ROMANCE, GODDAMMIT; NOT ANGST.

... I'll start on attempt #2 this weekend.


OT: New header pic~! :D

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12:02 AM

Friday, August 01, 2008

Mood: Nervous Nervous
Listening to: Vertical Horizon - I'm Still Here

Ze keyboard. It has miraculously cured. <3

Anyways, nervous? Why nervous? Let me explain.

I'm nervous about facing William again coz:
1) I borrowed his worksheet to photocopy but not only did I not photocopied it, I handed it in late to the teacher.
2) I wasn't present for Chemistry class yesterday and I think he - and the teacher as well - might be pissy coz they might think that I skipped school coz I didn't wanna be tested. But I was seriously sick~! *whines*

Okay... Musn't complain anymore... *inhales*

Uhm. Well, I just got back from religious class. Aaaand, I kinda fell asleep again. *embarrassed* I had a little nap during break time and the next thing I knew, I look up to see the class two pages ahead of what were we previously studying.

The girl next to me was giggling as I scrambled up to maintain whatever dignity I had left from sprawling on my table like a drunkard. It's a very hard feat to accomplish mind you.

Uh. Other than that piece of embarrassing news, my grandparents are living with us for the time being so pardon if I'm not online often. Wouldn't do to give the impression that me and the computer are joined at the hip, haha.

_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+

I bought my dream at $58. Yes, that's a very expensive dream.

*sighs*

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10:06 PM

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Moo4'd*:Distressed Distressed
L/0ist*en/0ing to: Am*er/0i+/cae4'ds N*ext To1p, Mo4'de*l /)Intro

F/0irst of all1p, /)I soun4'd l/0i;k*e a 4'ditz.

... I'dm not fak/ing th/0is. My /c+om1p,ut*er re*fus*es to sp,*ell wor4'ds +/corr*e+/ctly. *s/0ighs*

+?Can you guys un4'd*erstan4'd m*e+?C

I could edit my words one by one but do you know how long that would take???

... That4'ds /0it. /)I4'dm off to wat+/ch Am*er/0i+/ca4'ds N*ext To1p, mo4'e*l to +/ch*e*er u1p.

PS. /)I HOP<*E B/)IAN+?CA G*ETS OUT TON/)IGHT.

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