Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

Credit

IWTV moodtheme by aom_leiconz@livejournal


Monday, July 28, 2008

Mood: Tired Tired
Listening to: T.M.Revolution - Sandome

Been a while since I updated. Figured I shouldn't spam my updates so much lest I overuse my mood themes. XD

Uh, conversational topic of the day? Um. Being mean.

Really, I'm a very bitchy person. It's really visible when you observe me (not that you should; I doubt it's fun). From my everyday ranting to the sarcastic "WHY THANK YOU DEAR." that I snarled to the ditz who bumped hard into my bag, the bitchiness is ever-present. Occasionally, I'll feel bad about my bitching and then I'll sit down somewhere and calmly analyze the Cause of Bitchiness (COB for short, haha) and try to think of methods to solve it. Like now.

Right now, I'm telling myself that I should accept people as they are (no matter how annoying or pesky or irritating they are...) since they do that for me. And I'm no little miss perfect myself. Below is the list of my... issues... that I've come up with:

- NOT punctual most of the time
- lethargic
- indecisive
- ELITIST >_>
- dense (sometimes)
- chatterbox
- i can go on and on and on and on...
- insensitive (? am I really? No, srsly.)
- noise-pollutant
- vulgar

You guys know what? I'm gonna let you guys help me (auugh that sounds like it's an HONOR to help me; I need to work on my wording as well). Here's how:

Post anonymously at my tagboard about things you dislike about me.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GAIS~? THIS IS A CHANCE TO FINALLY TELL ME TO MY FACE (kinda) WHAT YOU EVER WANTED TO SAY TO ME BUT NEVER DARED TO (for fear I might wipe the floor with your ass).

*coughs* Think of it as constructive criticism. I'll take each and every feedback in a bid to make myself a better person. *nods nods*

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Um. Life has been pretty uneventful. I'm trying to- working hard in school. I'm slower so I'd have to put in double the effort of others. D: And prelims are very fast approaching too. *cringes* So pardon the lack of/ occasionally long updates.

On another note, I found out that going to the toilet less is a good way to gain weight. I shit you not; I weighed 45kg (RECORD. :D) before I went to the washroom. Afterwards, my weight went down to 43.5kg (bleah, normal weight). I don't know whether to laugh or cry, haha.

My joints ache. D:



/Edit: Woah, this is kinda like a srs business post, haha.

/Further edit: I am the #1 mood killer. Title awarded due to how I end my posts with the weirdest crap ever.

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