Mood: Weird
Listening to: Last Cross - Hitman Reborn 5th Op

24 hours a day isn't that long a time. Seriously. You spend 8 hours sleeping so that's 1/4 of the time gone. And then there's eating (3 meals a day? exclusive of snacking) which would deduct at least 2 hours. Then there's lazing about time (DON'T DENY IT SLACKERS.) which would occupy say, 2 hours a day too? And don't get me started on the internet - once you're hooked, say goodbye to at least 3 hours. So you're left with 9 hours.

With less than half a day left everyday, you can really afford to waste that precious "you-time", right? And this is why, ladies and gentlemen, I am against pissing.

That's right, pissing. Aka answering the call of nature, going for a tinkle, relieving yourself, yadda yadda.

Trips to the toilet results in unnecessary time wastage! You spend 5 minutes (or more) relieving yourself, and then some more time washing your hands (please say you do) and then you end up checking how you look in the mirror, which leads to you redoing your hair or whatnot and when you realise it, 20 minutes (or more) has passed.

And say this ritual takes place 5 times a day. That's almost TWO WHOLE HOURS wasted!

So mom, please don't ask me why I have infrequent toilet trips.

Labels: irl, rant