Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

L33t speak





Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

Credit

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Mood: Bouncy Bouncy Literally, bouncing in my seat. XD
Listening to: Mihashi's March - USHA




Mihashi's March - USHA
English translation

I overslept this morning,
But anyways, I need to hurry up and GO!

There's no breakfast, there's no lunchbox;
Mama went to work today.

I can't afford to be late.
There is no mistake; this is HELL.

Well, I wanna use my mobile
To reach Momo-Kan.
But then I dropped it into a water puddle.

IT'S OVER.
I have this important game today
IT'S OVER.
What should I use as an excuse?
IT'S OVER.
The wheel of the bicycle fell off.
IT'S OVER.
Ouch, I hurt myself!

Anyways, I quickly ran to school.
There was no one at the field.

I tried to use a public phone to reach someone
But I couldn't remember a single phone number.

In the staff room, I hoped for anyone to know
Siga-sensei's phone number.

"The game has changed place to the matching school.
They didn't contact you?"

IT'S OVER.
My mobile is broken.
IT'S OVER.
I'm so shocked that I'm frozen.
IT'S OVER
I couldn't hear what the teacher said anymore.
IT'S OVER.
Well, I have no choice but to go.

Finally, I reached the matching school.
As expected, there was no one at the field.

I searched all over the place for my teammates
But there was no sign of them.

I'm so prepare to be screwed;
I went to Abe-kun's home.

At Abe-kun's home,
I explained what happened.

"The match has changed to NEXT WEEK."

IT'S OVER.
Why ON EARTH did I went though all this?
IT'S OVER.
I feel like digging a hole and burying myself RIGHT NOW.
IT'S OVER.
"Is that a WOUND? DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?"
IT'S OVER.
Abe-kun is so extremely super, uber, duper, MAD.

I've learnt my lesson...

I'll eat breakfast properly.....


IT'S OVER!!!!!

____________________

Totally. Awesome. Song.
Oh Mihashi. ILU.

____________________


This whole week has been a week of epic sayings. In order of occurance:

When: Interchange period in school
Who: Two boys
Where: Third floor staircase
What: "No matter what, I still think that... Mine. Is better. Than his." - Random boy to his friend in a SRS BSNS!tone.

My thoughts: Your WHAT? YOUR WHAAAT? Omigoddirtythoughtsbegone. D:


When: Interchange period in school
Who: A group of boys
Where: Outside the Science labs
What: "And then... the SILICON DROPPED!"
*horrified gasps* "SURE OR NOT!" "HOW CAN!"
"IT'S TRUE."
- Random boy to his group of friends.

My thoughts: Si-silicon... Are they talking a-about... b-b-breastimplantsomigodwhat!!!! DDDX


When: Mothertongue period
Who: SARAH
Where: ML1
What: "DAMN. 2 marks gone all because of a 'kan'.
"A cunt- WHAT?"
- Sarah to me.

My thoughts: OmigodwhysovulgarSaraaaaah. DDD:

When: After school
Who: Shangbel (OF ALL PEOPLE?)
Where: Outside the school gate
What: "Woah. The hole is so small but the bird-"
"SHANG, NO! DON'T CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE!!!"
-
Shangbel to me, upon seeing seeing a crow slipped into the school through a hole in the fence.

My thoughts: .... *mindbreak*


EPIC WEEK HAS BEEN EPIC.

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