Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Mood: Full Full
Listening to: I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Do not mind the weird song choice.
Parents went to KL on Friday so it's been PAR~TAY for me!
... Like real. I was half-dead from starvation just an hour ago. Brother didn't wanna cook nor did he wanna go out for food. Rummaging through the kitchen made me discover a packet of Maggi and half a packet of frozen hotdogs. *burps* I feel so satisfied now.

It's currently- *peers at clock* ... 11:32PM now. I don't really have anything constructive to update with. Just that I thought I shouldn't leave the first post as such an angsty one for a long time, haha.

OH. I SLEPT AT 5AM LAST NIGHT HAHA. Was online with mai hani and we cracked for hours straight.

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HARD GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OH FECK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

MIHASHI WOULD BE SHY GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TAJIMA WOULD BE GENKI GAY


Like I said, we cracked a lot. XD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OOFURI BOYS AS COWBOYS

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

IT'D BE LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HAHAHAHHA

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

OH GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

ASDJHASKDJHASKJDHSAD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TITLED BROKEBACK MOUND


And then our conversation degenerated into a NSFW roleplay of Tajima, Hanai, Abe and Mihashi. I have to say that hani channeled the spirit of Abe PERFECTLY. Oh god, I'm impressed bb.

After Os! Then the REAL partay begins~! :DDD

Edit: AUGH BROTHER. GROW A FRIGGIN' BACKBONE. THERE'S PIZZA IN THE OVEN AND IT'S COOKING AND IT'S DONE. YOU DON'T LINGER AROUND AND WAIT FOR IT TO BURN BEFORE GOING TO TELL ME "Hey, it's burn.". OH GOD. WHAT AN UTTER WASTE OF FOOD. MAY GOD PUNISH YOU B-TARD. [/facepalm]

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11:21 PM

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Mood: Naughty
Listening to: Nageki no Mori - Ayane

PICS FROM GRADUATION DAY BWAHAHA.
ENJOY. (:


La famiglia. One of our more "normal" photos. XD


Our spot. WE CLAIM THIS TERRITORY YO! >D
I'm not in here because I was the shutter-crazy photog. XD


Warning
: Prepare for unglam-ness? And crack? Also, foodplay. *bricked*




OH HO. WE ARE THAT LAME.



...Insanity at it's best. ;D


Unfortunately, insanity was not welcomed. D:


Everyone tried to kill me. DDD:


But after much BOLLYWOOD-STYLE persuasion from MAI HANI...


... ties were restored~! *PEACE* ^^v


HEART~! Who's that in the bushes....?


HUZZAH!!! 8DDD

After much crack at school, we trooped into Lot 1's Pizza Hut~! :D
WE SUPPORT THE REBELLION.


OMNOMNOM. BIG NOM. 8D


Me: EAT YOUR VEGGIES.
Sarah: IYAA~ DAME~!!

Well, our family mealtimes wouldn't be completed with crazy mealtime activity so we had a game of TRUTH OR DARE~! But then everyone started being a pussy choosing truth so I had to make a rule - the next turn after three consecutive truths MUST be a dare! This rule, however, came back to bite me in the butt. D:

I got dared to do something rather... unspeakable. However, it was really very embarrassing and it sort of unleashed my dark side. Everyone involved in making me do that dare had to carry out a specific dare given by yours truly. ;D

Hazel: Drink a glass of coke with pepper, paprika, cheese and pineapple bits in one gulp.


Yeah, you can tell it was foul from her expression. XD

Shang: Eat the remains of Hazel's drink.


Mmmm~ ;D

As sarah was the mastermind, she was given the most FOUL dare~ Nyehehe.... |D

Sarah: Swallow a spoonful of a layer of pepper, paprika, cheese, and another layer of pepper topped with two olives.



She started choking and coughing real bad. I would have felt pity, but I was being evil then. :P I'll spare her the embarrassment by not uploading a picture of her face twisted in agony. Aren't I nice? *smile*

There were more pictures but I'll spare you guys the loading time, haha. With this last picture, I bid you adieu~!


End~! :D


Edit: This may very well be the last post until O Levels are over. SAVOR IT. D:

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