Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
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April 2007
June 2007
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July 2008
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January 2010
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Friday, June 05, 2009

Mood: Melancholy Melancholy
Listening to: Franz Ferdinand - Take me Out

I used to have a Sony Ericsson phone with a spoiled charger part. As such, I could never have uploaded the phone's contents (be it pictures or recordings) to my computer. I had to go through the long route - bluetooth to my brother's phone and then upload it via usb, bla bla. I had to do that up until yesterday. When I realised that my new phone (okay, it's a not-so-new new old phone - dad's hand-me-downs to me) could directly upload my pictures via usb.

Way to go, Haz! (:

... Okay, enough of me feeling stupid. I'm just gonna share some pictures here. Of new friends and old.


Me and Wahwah in our nurse uniforms! God, I am so buying a dress.

Wahwah is so cute right! I treat her as a younger sister. Though she's actually older. She's TWENTY. Gah, talk about aging gracefully. And here I have people asking me if I'm married. ;^;


Dawn, me and Adi!

Dawn is like... the ruthless, psycho bitch from hell. I mean, I can be bitchy sometimes but my bitchiness is more like me just being frank and blunt. She on the other hand, will attack you till your balls drop. If you take her words with a pinch of salt, it could all be treated as quite funny. Still, she's a good friend of mine. (:

Adi. Is like, super SUPER cute. She was the first friend ever I made in poly and I am so glad we're pals. And you know how I go around calling people terms of endearment (eg. sayang, babycakes, sweetums, sugar pie princess, etc)? She actually squirms in her seat and give this half-embarrassed, half-shy giggle and say it makes her ticklish. And then I'll scratch her head lightly where her fringe starts. Like a cat. OH GOD SHE IS JUST SO CUTE. And for someone who doesn't like to take photos (see my hand dragging her in?), she sure is photogenic. So cute!! :D


If you don't know who we are, you should be shot. Sarah, me and Shang!

We're like 3/4 of the Famiglia. Another one is frolicking in the sandy beaches of Australia, trying to get a new angmoh waifu. We've been friends for a couple of years and though we do sometimes find faults in one another, I can honestly say that they are the best friends that I will ever make in my life. And I treasure them lots and I miss them tons. Sometimes, I'll look around the poly thinking, "It'd be so awesome if they were here. We could be doing -insert random activity here-." It was saddening that we all went our separate ways but I'm glad that we even met in the first place. You all are that awesome.

... Okay. I'm gonna be late for class again. OTL

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9:42 AM

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Mood: Naughty
Listening to: Nageki no Mori - Ayane

PICS FROM GRADUATION DAY BWAHAHA.
ENJOY. (:


La famiglia. One of our more "normal" photos. XD


Our spot. WE CLAIM THIS TERRITORY YO! >D
I'm not in here because I was the shutter-crazy photog. XD


Warning
: Prepare for unglam-ness? And crack? Also, foodplay. *bricked*




OH HO. WE ARE THAT LAME.



...Insanity at it's best. ;D


Unfortunately, insanity was not welcomed. D:


Everyone tried to kill me. DDD:


But after much BOLLYWOOD-STYLE persuasion from MAI HANI...


... ties were restored~! *PEACE* ^^v


HEART~! Who's that in the bushes....?


HUZZAH!!! 8DDD

After much crack at school, we trooped into Lot 1's Pizza Hut~! :D
WE SUPPORT THE REBELLION.


OMNOMNOM. BIG NOM. 8D


Me: EAT YOUR VEGGIES.
Sarah: IYAA~ DAME~!!

Well, our family mealtimes wouldn't be completed with crazy mealtime activity so we had a game of TRUTH OR DARE~! But then everyone started being a pussy choosing truth so I had to make a rule - the next turn after three consecutive truths MUST be a dare! This rule, however, came back to bite me in the butt. D:

I got dared to do something rather... unspeakable. However, it was really very embarrassing and it sort of unleashed my dark side. Everyone involved in making me do that dare had to carry out a specific dare given by yours truly. ;D

Hazel: Drink a glass of coke with pepper, paprika, cheese and pineapple bits in one gulp.


Yeah, you can tell it was foul from her expression. XD

Shang: Eat the remains of Hazel's drink.


Mmmm~ ;D

As sarah was the mastermind, she was given the most FOUL dare~ Nyehehe.... |D

Sarah: Swallow a spoonful of a layer of pepper, paprika, cheese, and another layer of pepper topped with two olives.



She started choking and coughing real bad. I would have felt pity, but I was being evil then. :P I'll spare her the embarrassment by not uploading a picture of her face twisted in agony. Aren't I nice? *smile*

There were more pictures but I'll spare you guys the loading time, haha. With this last picture, I bid you adieu~!


End~! :D


Edit: This may very well be the last post until O Levels are over. SAVOR IT. D:

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7:25 PM

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Mood: Silly Silly
Listening to: Kaizers 115. Drøm - Kaizers Orchestra

What's inside my pencil case:

- 35 cents
- 4 (non-working) black PILOT pens
- 4 bobby pins
- 1 needle
- a piece of string
- 1 black hair clip
- 1 broken blue pen
- 2 erasers
- 1 frog handphone accessory
- 1 rubber band
- 1 green pen
- 2 2B wooden pencils
- 1 dark blue pen
- 1 correction tape
- a pair of scissors
- 2 highlighters
- 1 FOX sweet wrapper

Approx time wasted compiling this list: 4 mins

... I should really restock my pencil case. That, and stop doing meaningless things such as this just to delay finishing my homework.

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Obligatory picspam of my baby 8059BOX:


I spent a whole 5 minutes fangirling BEFORE I opened the package. XD


4D NO! XD It was wrapped carefully in bubble-wrap.
It was like unwrapping a birthday present. So full of anticipation, kufufufu.


LOOK AT THE THICKNESS. Thickest doujin I've ever owned! O__O
I know I only got 3 doujins, stfu pl0x.


AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE.
Yes, that's my hand. I dare you to find a skinnier hand than that. XD


I feel happy that I can start to recognise artists by their art! ^^
Matreshka makes me happy. Nalis too. Tee hee.

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11:15 PM

Mood: Nostalgic Nostalgic
Listening to: Haru Haru - Big Bang

Em gee! I found our sec1 pictures while clearing the comp, haha.
I'd like to share the nice memories. :D

WARNING: IMAGE HEAVY POST. Brain damage from crack pictures.


A normal day at class 102...


...with the normally wacky students, haha.


Flying hiiiigh~~~ On drugs. Teehee. Who's that in the bg? XDDD


Ezzati is camera-shy...


... while these two are not.


And so am I! Oh god, my hair was fugly.


Bored of camwhoring taking artistic pictures,
the students rebel against their captivity and yearn to go to the outside world.

Macam real.

Finally they were free~! (Read: Excursion)

Us being crazy. So crazy that we couldn't take the picture properly. XDDD


Morning stretching exercises.


Az, giving a model pose, while fellow photographers tried to capture the moment.


Bpian Next Top Model. Posing for Covergirl. XDDD


Advertising Sprite and Nike. XD


One more picture! One more! Please??


Sadly, there's no more. *emos*


Hope you enjoyed the pictures! XD

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10:47 AM

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Senseless Spam

Do you people know that I have a bad habit of spamming? XD
And I wanna spam someone so badly now but there's no one 'spammable' online so I shall spam here! =D

FIRST OFF. I think Nana Kitade's music is NICE. Her Engrish is UBER CUTE and I like her fashion sense - the way she can switch to punk and loli so easily! I wanna own one of her albums but I prolly can't afford it. BOO.

On that note, why does my life always revolve around cash? Or to be precise, my lack of it? BOO.

Andand to prove that the world is intent on making me poorer, Cosmode's latest issue is out. With the words 'CODE GEASS on the cover. GAH. SELF-CONTROL... SLIPPING.... (>O>)

Andand I'm liek torned apart between Cosmode and Layer. ...And Gothic Lolita Bible and Newtype Romance and... Okay, I think we both have established that I have many wants. (>.>)

Weeeeell, what else shall I talk about? Oh yes, JANICE - if you're reading this, please pass me my wig at school THANK YOU SO MUCH. =DDD

Talking about Janice reminded me of Suzumiya Haruhi Yuutsu(SHY)! We'll be cos-ing SHY one day, me as Nagato and Janice as Haruhi! We're currently trying to drag anyone half-willing to be Mikuru. XD Whoever it is, Janice, you better not grope her anyhow. No, excuse for 'being in character' will not be accepted.XD LIEK OMFG YAY. Let's all hope that Cosfest is two days yah? =3

WOAH. Amazingly, I haven't once 'measured the road' (my mother's way of referring to me going out till late) this holiday! *LE GASP* ...Prolly coz they is no point going out anyways. (>.>)

EEEEH THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SPAM. OKAY NEVERMIND. THIS POST IS HEREBY TURNED INTO A SHY PICSPAM! =DDD

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**For those who don't know who is who: Janice will be the black-haired protagonist, Haruhi - hyper, demanding, imaginative and bossy. Mikuru is in the maid outfit, the cutie who gets bullied by the protagonist. And I'll be the one stoning. *stoooones* (.___.) ... XDDD

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