Big Mama

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Alias: Kisa, Hera, Hyena, Mommy, Kiani, etc
Age: 8 internet years

FOND: Cosplaying, Drawing, Music
DETEST: Pain (Physical/Emotional), Making decisions, ... wankers?

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Relation

Kiani is a closet pedo who is married to a a whiskey addict. With this dysfunctional relationship comes dysfunctional children - an evil, adopted daughter, who frequently goes on hormonal rampage and whose aftermath is taken care of by Maria the housemaid, and a gender-confused child who thinks she's a she but not 100% sure she's really a she. And they all live together in a twisted reality.

Oh joy.

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Criminal Record

September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
July 2007
November 2007
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
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August 2009
January 2010
November 2010

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Monday, November 17, 2008

Mood: Content Content
Listening to: Hare Guu DX OP

Firstly, Gokudera in this content mood picture is so incredibly hot.

...Okay. So the first day of work was today. It was... okay. I was the first to arrive at the HQ (fsadfas I was 45mins early; talk about kiasu). Over there, I made a new friend (Haziqah is a really nice person! II HITO!). Sadly, we got posted at different places; she was assigned to Ngee Ann City and I, to Bukit Timah Center. At first, I was incredibly envious. I mean, she got the most hip and happening place (KINO IS JUST 3 FLOORS ABOVE HER FSADFAS; I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND IT) while I got posted to the back of beyond. But turns out it was a blessing in disguise coz NAC is THE biggest and busiest outlet and people often quit coz it's just that strenous. (HANG IN THERE HAZIQAH! >0<)

My co-workers are very nice people (II HITO.) and so is my manager! There's this lady called Azza (Her name is Azizah but short forms are totally the in thing now) and she showed me around and stuff. I'm supposed to be under her guidance. I'mma apprentice nao rofl.

Apparently, we have an old hag for a supervisor whom I haven't had the misfortune to meet yet. From what everybody says of her, it seems like she's the reincarnate of the Wicked Witch of the West.

And you know how we refer to shelves as shelves? Not in the sales department. We have the panogram, the power buys, the top shelf, the waterfall, the canadian cross, etc. My head is reeling from everything now. @_@

All in all, this is really a whole new world. I'm glad that I got posted where I did - everything's pretty much fine enough for me not to be not glad, haha. I may not be online much these days coz working is really tiring so I'll be using this blog as a means to communicate with the world. ...Not like anyone reads this heap of junk. XD

OFF TO SLEEP NOW. Yes, I am that tired.

PROM NIGHT TOMORROW. Thank you Sarah, for being my fairy godmother. ;D

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7:15 PM

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Mood:Dorky Dorky

At this particular time, you are feeling that you are or were unjustly and undeservedly treated and/or betrayed in your hopes and dreams. (What.) You feel that everything is against you. But look on the bright side for you are, whether you believe it or not, a survivor. (Haha. But seriously. What.)

You are very self-sufficient and methodical. You presume to know where you are going but need to find a person who will recognise the way you are, not be too demanding and who is, as they say in Italy, 'Simpatico'. (SIMPATICO~ AMIGO~)

It is hard for you to accept that your needs and desires are misunderstood by almost everyone within your sphere of influence and there is no one to rely on. (I am so ronery. D:) Your pent-up emotions and inherent egocentricity make you quick to take offence, but as matters stand you realise that you'll have to make the best of things as they are. (I ARE SO OFFENDED DESUDESU.)

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a duck's back. (Duck. HAHAHA.) You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. (S&M LOL.) You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

You are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass. (You have me suicidal~ SUICIDAAAAL~) All of your hopes and dreams seem to have gone astray and you are fearful of planning further for the future. Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of your hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety and you try to escape from this by withdrawing into yourself. But that is not the answer. You have the power to succeed, believe in yourself... all is possible to him who believes. (BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU.)


...Srsly, what?

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12:25 AM

Friday, November 14, 2008

Mood: Indescribable Indescribable
Listening to: Wani to Kotori - Kimura Kaela

I'm starting work on Monday. It'll be a weekday job so I'll only have Saturdays and Sundays free.

Normally, people will be enjoying their 'freedom after Os' time. And here I am, committing myself to a job till school starts again (hopefully).

...What the hell am I doing.

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10:10 PM

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Mood: Rejuvenated FUCKIN' ELATED YEAH
Listening to: Original Prankster - The Offspring, Heats, Damaged Goods - Gang of Four, Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet, AND A TON OF OTHER SONGS. ROCK IT OUT DUDES.

O LEVELS OVER HELL YES.

Will blog again when I'm more coherent. (:

Good luck to you guys still sitting for your papers. Suckers. XD

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9:49 AM

Monday, November 10, 2008

Mood: Rejected FAIL. OTL||
Listening to: Mihashi's March

Background info: Mihashi's March is a song about a boy who overslept on the day of an important match resulting him in having to rush to the match. He met many mishaps along the way only to find out that the match was postponed to the following week.

You guys should know this because I actually put up the song with english lyrics the other time. ... But I bet you forgot.

Warning: Shitshitshitshit. FUCK. Swearing involved.

Clearly, I am various shades of fail today.

I woke up late in the morning, resulting in me having to rush. I had my best uniform on already when I was applying cream onto my face but a huge dollop dropped onto my blouse, next to my breastpocket. Frantic, I tried removing it with wet tissues and soap but it wouldn't get off. I then tried detergent and scrubbed on it. By the way, I was still wearing it. Common sense grabbed a hold of me then and I removed my blouse and scrubbed as if I were to die but to no avail. That. Little. Bitch. Won't. Get. Off!

I was scrubbing it with bleach in the sink and it was fairly unnoticeable now. Satisfied, I raised the piece of cloth to my eyes... and a mixed solution of water and bleach came crashing down on my skirt. Facepalming, I changed into a new blouse (my only blouse now) and tried drying my skirt in front of the fan. Though it became slightly drier, it still looked like I pissed myself. That, and I smelled of bleach.

I set my nds to music mode so as to listen to Heats (this super GAR song that can fire you up better than viagra) but as Heats was a short song, I had to rewind it often. Common sense gave up on me by now so I didn't set the song to repeat and was forced to listen to the starting of Mihashi's March at least four times before I changed it back to Heats. This was clearly a signal for the impending fail to come. As I rushed to school, drops of water fell on me; it was drizzling slightly. However, when I took out my umbrella, the rain stopped. Typical.

Fifteen minutes to the paper.

As I didn't really had time for breakfast, I decided to make a quick stop at the local supermarket on the way. I grabbed some mints (I can live on them. Srsly.) and head to the cash register. There was this chinese woman who was just mere miliseconds earlier than me and she ended up in front of me. It's okay though.

Or so I thought.

In front of the chinese woman was a makcik (malay woman). And she apparently forgot to weigh her tomatoes. So as she rushed to weigh them, the chinese woman was served first. And when the makcik was served, it was discovered that the packet of prawns scanned wasn't hers but it belonged to the earlier chinese woman. So they had to rescan the offending piece of seafood and all this took. Too. Much. Time.

Five minutes to paper.

So when I finally reached school, I was a sweating wreck. My carefully made hair looked like it was gone to shits, really. But that's not the worse.

...THERE WAS NO PAPER.

I GOT THE WRONG FUCKING DAY OMAIGOD I FEEL SO STUUUUUUPID FUCKFUCKFUCK.

... I found this out when I was looking at the seating arrangement. To my dismay, my number wasn't displayed. Neither was any of the Combined Science students', in fact. There was a sinking feeling in my stomach as I turned to Haziq who happened to be nearby.

Me: Haziq, today's the 11th right?
Haziq: ... It's the 10th.
Me: .... *internal struggle* ... bitch.

I hope he didn't think that I was cursing him.

So I trudged back home, depressed. I feel drained. My left boob is kinda red (from the scrubbing I did on my uniform, I suppose). One of my best bras is drenched in sweat. My only uniform smells of bleach and sweat. And it's raining now, as though the sky is crying at the sheer stupidity of it all.


TL;DR: MOST FUCKING LOUSY DAY IN A LONG TIME. AUGH.

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8:37 AM

Friday, November 07, 2008

Mood: Touched Touched
Listening to: Marisa Stole The Precious Thing



I bawled. D':

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5:00 PM

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Mood: Full Full
Listening to: I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Do not mind the weird song choice.
Parents went to KL on Friday so it's been PAR~TAY for me!
... Like real. I was half-dead from starvation just an hour ago. Brother didn't wanna cook nor did he wanna go out for food. Rummaging through the kitchen made me discover a packet of Maggi and half a packet of frozen hotdogs. *burps* I feel so satisfied now.

It's currently- *peers at clock* ... 11:32PM now. I don't really have anything constructive to update with. Just that I thought I shouldn't leave the first post as such an angsty one for a long time, haha.

OH. I SLEPT AT 5AM LAST NIGHT HAHA. Was online with mai hani and we cracked for hours straight.

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HARD GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OH FECK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

MIHASHI WOULD BE SHY GAY

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TAJIMA WOULD BE GENKI GAY


Like I said, we cracked a lot. XD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

OOFURI BOYS AS COWBOYS

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

IT'D BE LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

HAHAHAHHA

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

OH GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

GOD

Bathos is spelled as S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T says:

ASDJHASKDJHASKJDHSAD

[[Kowaii Uke-chan]] Hera.Tempesta \(゜◇゜ \) says:

TITLED BROKEBACK MOUND


And then our conversation degenerated into a NSFW roleplay of Tajima, Hanai, Abe and Mihashi. I have to say that hani channeled the spirit of Abe PERFECTLY. Oh god, I'm impressed bb.

After Os! Then the REAL partay begins~! :DDD

Edit: AUGH BROTHER. GROW A FRIGGIN' BACKBONE. THERE'S PIZZA IN THE OVEN AND IT'S COOKING AND IT'S DONE. YOU DON'T LINGER AROUND AND WAIT FOR IT TO BURN BEFORE GOING TO TELL ME "Hey, it's burn.". OH GOD. WHAT AN UTTER WASTE OF FOOD. MAY GOD PUNISH YOU B-TARD. [/facepalm]

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